How much will it cost me to go from
Hammanskraal to KZN by witchcraft,
using a broom?
I need to visit an old friend of mine urgently

Ladies if you go to your boyfriend’s house nd
find another girl cooking stew,
just find another pot nd cook rice,
it’s called team work 😏

December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?

Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “

Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed
And Pretend To Be A Cockroach

Start preparing to Sleep baby girl,
he won’t call you. Tonight he’s entertaining other women,
he’s a womanizer.. That goat can’t change!!

A guy stuck his head into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?” The Barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2hours”.
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut “?
The Barber looked around at the shop and said “About 3hours”.
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?”
The Barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only”
The guy left.
The Barber turned to a friend and said Nicholas, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut , but then he doesn’t ever come back.
A little while later, Nicholas return to the shop.
The Barber asked, “So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?
Nicholas looked up, with tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife at home”

You wait for Her more than 3 hours
.
Then She come out wearing A Legging and Vodacom T-shirt
.
Ladies😑

Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 😒

Me : We Tried All We Could

After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With
“i Don’t Know Though” ..
So That You Can Never Say i Ruined Your Life

Why Can’t Trees Give Off Something Useful 😕 ,
Like Wi-Fi ?

Heineken=R20
Brick=R3

Someone is going to drink 8 rooms in December

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church

Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile

You can’t say you’ve been hurt enough by the age of 25 years,
what do you expect your grandmother to say at the age of 75 years?
stop_that_theory coz you have a lot to deal with

I love stopping the microwave at 00:01
.
It makes me feel like l turned off the
bomb and saved the world