When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

I remember sitting in class during my final year in varsity and
thinking to myself that everyone in this class
wants to be an economist and I just wanna rap

Introduce your boyfriend to your parents,
not to us on Facebook.
We promote breakups here. Is it clear?

At What Age Did You Realize That
“BAE” Simply Means “Bill And Expenses

Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’
bro just know that your days are numbered😂

Married men should be provided with uniforms…
The ring💍is not enough!

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

We all have a gay cousin in our families…
if u dont have a gay cousin in ur family,
then u are the gay cousin in the family.

School trip

WHITE kids : Burger , drink, apple and 10 rand for ice cream

BLACKS kids : 4 piece KFC, pizza , sausage roll, 2 liter coke, fruit juices, chocolate, Lays, mix fruits;, smarties, danone, ice cream, 100 rand pocket money, and a blanket

Zulu couple went to England for Romantic holiday.
They saw a mouse under the bed.
The husband called the reception

Zulu guy: Siza ndoda kunegundwane lapha.

Receptionist: What??? Speak English please 👏

Zulu guy: yoh madoda… Gundwane is there, bed my wife seeid it

Receptionist: What are you saying man😕😕

Zulu guy: Eish nkosiyam…Do you know tom & jerry??

Receptionist: Yes I do😂😂

Zulu guy: yeah Jerry is here

Break ups must be the worst in China,
you’ll see her face everywhere😞

Oh I miss Kam Yung Hoe