South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn
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It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment
Two things that comes into a lady’s mind when visiting a guy.
1 I will not open my legs for him
2 let me just shave incase.
Why did the cat eat the cheese
because it thought it was the rat
Romancing a slim girl is like arranging firewood
You die as a Legend,
but d pple around u did not drink common Legend beer.
Pregnant Slender gal be looking like small letter “b”😂😂😂
I love you forever bt not sure
because this is a good condition to see you forever
bt not be found in tht plays with my friend
Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!
Sometimes you’d want to post the love of your life
But again the other love of your life might see it..!
1⃣God🙏 is bigger than all of our problems. Don’t lose hope. Have a never ending faith..❤
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2⃣Never let someone’s opinion become your reality. Never sacrifice who you are because someone else has a problem with it. Love who you are..☝🧡
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3⃣Reasons and excuses will prevent you from living the life you were meant to live..💚
Stop posting same OLD PICTURES🙄,
if you’re no longer HOT
leave it, its finished…☝🥺
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Just share memes and posts..!
Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you”
They always think it’s about s*x
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And be like: “Girl, I was buying bread in SHOPRITE and you were the cashier”
Good Morning Compatriots..! 🧀🍳🍞☕
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1⃣The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think…🌺
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2⃣The less you worry about what people think, the less complicated life becomes…🌸
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3⃣What you think of yourself is much more important than what other people think of you…🌼
Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
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Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!
How long should a Girl wait
before asking for money in a new relationship? 🤔