Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette,
only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
Be like drugs, let them die for you..♥👌
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When my siblings make me angry,
I look at them through the fork and pretend they’re in jail
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It heals me spiritually
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BREAKING NEWS
Gauteng Police just found two heads in a student’s bag coming from a well known casino… The student is believed to be a grade 11 pupil which cannot be named at this point.The young student, about 17 years old, got into a uber with a big handbag from the casino heading towards town but the taxi driver felt a strong smell of human blood coming from her handbag… She claimed she was going to deliver some meat to a friend whom she identified as Phelisa. She claimed she works for a butchery part time on weekends and the smell was coming from the meat she was carrying!The horrible smell made the uber driver highly suspicious because he once worked as a mortuary attendant so he was very familiar with the smell of heads. He insisted to check the bag and discovered the two heads. The girl, was held and taken to the police station.Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening, One of the Police officials was shocked when he opened the 17-year-old girl’s bag and found two (2) heads…In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads, it was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.
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If You Girlfriend Comes Home Late.. After School Hours & Tells You That
” Today At School We Had Fun..
Brother She’s Cheating On You..
There’s Nothing Fun At School..Trust Me
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Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences
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You’ve Been A Parent All Year Around 🔥♥ ,
So Don’t Go into A Depression Because Of
What You Can’t Afford To Buy Your Kids For Christmas 😥😪 .. PLEASE! 🙏
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Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect
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If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐
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You meet a girl y’all fall in love❤ months pass by you still going strong she gets attached , calls you all the time , double texts you , makes you her WhatsApp profile picture ,
she sleeps over at your house whenever she have a chance, she Spoil you with her lunch money she does everything to make you HAPPY
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she starts hearing rumors she confronts you you deny she catches you with different girls you apologize & she forgives you because she loves you she start doubting herself💔, starts feeling like she’s not enough like💔. She’s not beautiful enough you cheat time and time again she tries fighting for your relationship but she realizes that she’s fighting alone she walks away
, you don’t even try stopping her because 200+ likes means you can get any girl you want
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a months later you’re in a relationship w/a girl👧 that’s more beautiful, more curvy than her you take cute pictures & you start posting them w/cute captions she finds out it breaks her heart💔 bc you’ve never posted her pictures nor made her you WhatsApp dp she’s still trying to get over you your new girl cheats on you so you walk away 🏻
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you move from relationship to relationship they all don’t work one night it all comes back to you , you realize that she’s the only girl that’s ever loved you the only girl that had your back your RIDE or DIE
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you try inboxing her she blocked your ass cause seeing your pictures with that girl broke her heart💔 one day you at the mall you bump into her she’s still beautiful you decide to talk to her, tell her you sorry & try to fix things but a guy👨 shows up and holds her hand she tells your it’s her boyfriend they’re here to celebrate their one year anniversary 👫, she gotten over you she’s moved on she’s HAPPY😋 she finally found ❤ it hurts doesn’t it💔 ? you didn’t appreciate her then someone else walked in and treated her like a queen👸 she is
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you lost a diamond while counting stones you wish you can turn back the time , but you were too blind to see
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Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂
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” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
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” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
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And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin
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Pretending to be happy when you’re in pain is just an example of
how strong you are as a person.
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If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message
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Do you still remember when you were chilling with your ex
giving your unborn babies names?😂😅
Yey don’t scroll down, I’m talking to you
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These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥
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Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun
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