Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t

I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week

Dear ladies

Sometimes you have to call your man and say ” You thought I won’t find out?” then hang up, don’t pick up his callz wait for his confession. then thank me later😂

This December we going partying with gym clothes in a bag
so that in the morning we come home jogging to confuse the enemy.

Nowadays the story you hear about yourself
will make you wonder if someone is using your body elsewhere

In 2019 😁
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On the funeral program there must be the one
who will speak for those who were warning him

I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her

You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school

MTH101

If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to lose to city. Use hazard as the subject of the formula.

If Man city = X
Tottenham’s position = 3
Tottenham won (3-1)
Wolves’ position = 12
Wolves won (2-1)
Chelsea’s position = 4

X= 3 *(3-1)+12 *(2-1)/4

X= 3*2 + 12*1 /4

X =6 +12/4

X= 18/4

X = 4.5 ~5

X= 5

Manchester city will beat Chelsea by 5 goals

Beauty has sent a lot of girls into marriage
but character is busy packing them out!

Imagine you in church and this SMS comes in”,
your uncle is drinking ur 🍺 beers”

When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results