Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.
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I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house
outside of the window
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NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days
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The sun is hot .the hot is the sun more people say it sonny today😂😂😂😂😂
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I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks
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*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
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TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THE FOLLOWING;
1. Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the situation including uncles.
2. Avoid Getting dressed/undress in front of your child, once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.
3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’, reprove it immediately.
4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.
5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.
7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values regarding SEX. If you don’t, the society will teach them the wrong values.
8. It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often.
10. Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).
11. Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).
12. Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
13. Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it.
Take up the case and show them you can defend them.
Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be.
and remember “THE PAIN LASTS A LIFETIME”
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They called me at Police station and they said
someone opened a case for me.
Father God I am praying
I hope it’s the case of Heineken or Castle Lite.
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Not everyone is in a Relationship for Love
Some of you are dating just because your friends are also dating..!
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When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
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No! So stop stalking your ex.”
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A woman who finds beauty within herself
without comparing to other women
will always win in life.
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I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!
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ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u
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Her : bbe I wanna cook u your favourite meal today
Him: can u cook a beer?
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I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes
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I hate it when my girlfriend says,
“don’t worry he is just a friend”.
I remember when I was just a friend too
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