Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay
Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay?
Driver: he must not pay he is to young

I tossed and turned the whole night…
I can’t eat..I can’t drink.
My neighbours bought a new car and a lounge suite.

Why are girls from rich families
shaped like boiled eggs?

I was sitting on the bus, then i tapped the lady in front of me and said “Excuse me, I think you have some ejaculate on the back of your jacket”. She looked around shocked and said “Oh! No, it’s probably just yoghurt from my breakfast”. “No no” I said….I don’t ejaculate yoghurt”.

Can Someone Deposit R4000 into My Account,
I Just Wanna Check Something On My Phone

it Doesn’t Matter if You Don’t Smoke Or You Don’t Drink ,
Okusalayo You Also Gonna Die You Healthy Bastard

You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr

Nomsa wrote :

“Thanks God my kidz passed away to another grades , i’m going to braai them Saturday.”

Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries

POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄

It is funny when short people try to remember their childhood
and be like”when i was small” as if they are not still small

My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

My guy!
Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a
nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

When we were children we wanted to grow FAST
BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE