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l got angry and sold my
Samsung
phone because it was
charging much
of my airtime and data.
I then went
and bought a China
phone but am
now in a very big
trouble
1. It gets full after 3
minutes of
charging
2. The phone has TV,
Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter,remote control, 6 sim card
etc
3. Text messages can
be written
with a toothpick
4. It has some spelling
mistakes, it
is written NokLa
instead of Nokia
5. When an aeroplane
passes by it
records “one missed
call”.
6. When a big truck
hoots; it
records “charger
connected”
7. When a Chinese man
passes by
you it says “one
Bluetooth device
found”
It seems like my phone
is losing
mind!!!!!
Please, I want to sell
it,do u want
it?’

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If Doors Of Opportunity Don’t Open in 2019,
We Using Windows.. Are We Together?

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Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie
What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

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What I if told you that…

You read the first line wrong?

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Someone told me “you look funny wearing that belt”,,,
hmm! I said, “I will look even funniest not wearing it”.

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Boys are so funny.one day when I was passing by,
I saw a boy approching a gal.
Boy:hi
Gal:hi,what is the matter
Boy:matter is anything that has weight and occupies space
Gal:😂😂😂

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Poor people can beg for food
They always beg because they
Are lazy to go out work for their own self

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Courage doesn’t always roar
Sometimes courage is the quite
Voice at the end of the day saying
“I will try again tomorrow”

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How can a guy without passports tell u that u are the most beautiful girl in the world?Where in the world has he been to?
Such lies must end this year.

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Who is a MAN

A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.

If he goes out, then he’s careless

If he stays at home, then he’s a lazy

If he scolds children, then he’s a monster

If he doesn’t scold, then he’s a irresponsible guy

If he stops wife from working, then he’s an insecure guy

If he doesn’t stops wife from working, then he’s somebody who lives on wife’s earnings

If he listens to mom, then he’s mama’s boy

If he listens to wife, he’s wife’s slave

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!

HAPPY MEN’S DAY”

Which never comes..

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My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000

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Teacher:if you gave your friend R5000 and he only needed R4000,,how much wl he give you back?
Student: R0.00
Teacher: you don’t know maths
Student: you don’t know my friend

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1) What should a woman do if she finds herself alone in the company of a strange male as she enters a lift in a high-rise apartment or building late at night?
Experts say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach the 13th floor, press all the buttons up to your destination. No one will dare attack you in a lift that stops on every floor.

2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you when you are alone in your house, run into the kitchen.
Experts say: You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept. And where the knives and plates are. All these can be turned into deadly weapons. If nothing else, start throwing plates and utensils all over. Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is the greatest enemy of a molester. He does not want to be caught.

3) Taking a Taxi at Night.
Experts Say: Before getting into an auto at night, note down its registration number. Then use the mobile to call your family or friend and pass on the details to them in the language the driver understands .Even if no one answers your call, pretend you are in a conversation. The driver now knows someone has his details and he will be in serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now bound to take you home safe and sound. A potential attacker is now your de facto protector!

4) What if the driver turns into a street he is not supposed to and you feel you are entering a danger zone?
Experts say: Use the handle of your purse or your stole to wrap around his neck and pull him back. Within seconds, he will feel choked and helpless. In case you don’t have a purse or stole just pull him back by his collar. The top button of his shirt would then do the same trick.

5) If you are stalked at night.
Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and explain your predicament. If it is night and shops are not open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centers always have close circuit television. Fearing identification, no one will dare attack you.

After all, being mentally alert is the greatest weapon you can ever have.

Please forward to all the women you care about to spread awareness as this is the least we can do for a social & moral cause and for the safety of our women.

Guys ~ Please forward to your moms, sisters, wives, relatives, lady friends, etc.

Better safe than sorry, right?

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A man checked into a hotel.There was a computer in his room,so he decided to send a mail to his wife,so he accidentally typed the wrong email address,and without realising he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband’s funeral.The widow decided to check her mail,expecting condolence messages from relatives and frends.After reading the first message she fainted.The son rushed into the room,found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:”To my loving wife,I know u are surprised to hear from me,they have computers here and we allowed to send mails to loved ones.I’ve just been checked in.How are u and the kids.The place is realy nice but l am lonely here.I’ve made necessary arrangment for yo arrival tomorrow.Expecting u darling.I can’t wait to see u!

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