Wow I can’t believe that all this time I’ve been wasting my time eating meat and soft drinks😒..
when I can eat cabbage and drink water..which is delicious and very healthy Shem😍
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In China an earthquake hit them yet they still have electricity
Aii Mara South Africa a bird sits on the pole jiki jiki electricity is gone for 3days
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One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgiveness. The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The first man:” I have lied! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the water and was “saved “. Then the second man went up to the Father and said:” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The second man: ” I have stolen from the jeweler’s ! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the holy water and was “saved “. The third man went up to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The third man: ” I peed in the Holy water! “
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When the relationship is in ICU
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Her – I love you.
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Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow
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To the pregnant 🐣women on social media posting constant updates and belly pictures… I love seeing how excited you are to become a mommy.❤
To the person who posts their whereabouts, new gadgets💻, thanks for showing how blessed you are. This will set as a reminder for us to work and strive to achieve our goals.👍🏼
To the 👧💁women posting selfies…thanks for letting young girls know that it’s okay to love yourself and to feel beautiful!💜
To the mom posting a million pictures of her👧👦 👶 kids… it makes my heart so happy to see parents so proud of and loving their babies!💚👫👬👭
To the 💍👰💏 married couple constantly posting happy love posts….thank you for being a reminder to the next generation that all hope isn’t lost and happy marriages most definitely DO exist.💋
To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses… keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks, you keep on going for yourself and your family!💎
To the person posting about their fitness journey and how they decided to change their lifestyle for health reasons or just to look or feel better about themselves… I love seeing your progress pictures, your healthy meals 🍎, gym check ins💪… I especially love seeing your before and after pictures!!👦👧
To the stay at home mom posting about being able to cook and or bake 🍜u seeing how you manage👏 being a hard working mom. 👪👫
Let’s stop being annoyed by everything and start lifting each other up!
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When I’m Mad At Bae😏
I Even Remove Her From “Bluetooth Paired Device”
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Your soul mate is afraid to text you because
you are living fake expensive life here on social media
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Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!
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i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY
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Teacher : class give me name of any City you know
John : Cape town city
Teacher : very good..anyone else?
David. : New York City
Teacher : nice…Rainbow your turn
Rainbow: Electricity
Teacher : what 😮?
Rainbow : joking ma’am Rythem City.
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Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with
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In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.
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Dear ladies, please stop taking screenshots when we call you
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Welcome to mzansi where Girls Hate their useless baby daddy
but Love another Girl’s useless baby daddy
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Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”
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If my sister know how famous I am on Facebook
She wouldn’t send me to buy cabbage at the market
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