Putting your man on your DP shall never scare us.
We have entered toilets written “Staff Only”

There I was, proposing Love to this girl when the stupid girl asked me if I don’t have a girlfriend….

My sister, Have you ever seen anyone going to buy clothes naked?

When your mom’s friend says hey cutie pie come to aunty

And you remember her voice from 9months ago saying
“chommie just make an abortion “

The doctor said I must not carry anything heavy.
So now I sit down when I pee

When you failed and you come back late and
when you knock you hear them say education is the key

The movement u want to make soundless fart inside a Taxi,
and u poo on ur cloth, and the passenger start looking u
immediately , u will start talking nonsense. You will be like ” shit…. see how dis traffic light is smelling shit…

My girlfriend found me kissing her sister ..
now she’s boiling water
i think she wanna make tea for us

‘I passed’ won’t convince us enough,
just post for certificate we will see it on our own

My bro, This year we are dating young girls who were born in 2000,
not these freedom fighters that give us a hard time!

Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
New number calling…

😏I’m not that stupid

I was driving to the airport to catch my flight
when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home..! ☝

Things are now getting better
we are now having girls who just want to sleep with us
and move on with their life!

Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!