My sister real men don’t kneel down to
propose, They will impregnate you and let
you decide whether you will marry them or
not.

Every school has that one teacher who
knows how to control the students more
than the Principal

When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy

I don’t know why females still asking for
Valentine’s presents Didn’t Oscar
Pistorius ended it here in South Africa?

When your boyfriend introduces you to his family
then you hear voices in the kitchen saying
did you see the forehead ?

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games

Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company

I know My Girlfriend Is Ugly Bt Whenever I Look At My Frnd’s Girlfriend
I Calm Down

Did u notice that guys who play instruments in church don’t give offering

Our Father😍
Who art in Valentine’s day💑🌸❤️
Hallow be thy dates💖💐
Thy Gifts and Kisses🌷🌼😘😍
Thy will be handed out💯❤️✅
As we watch pure sadness✋😚💔
Give us the luck💋💖💓👀☝️
Find the date’s before 14th👫💑😍
And forgive us for rejecting other kids🤗😇🤔
As we forgive those who shapa us with Stena💔💯🙅
Lead us not into single world✋🏃🛑❌
Deliver us from cheating💔💮💯😍✋🏃
For thy is the reason🙅🏃✋🙄🤔💛
Wr stay single forever and ever AMEN❤️💖👀💝

Besides “GO LOCK THE DOOR FIRST”

What other inspiration words do you knw