“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight,
There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

If u are taking your girlfriend out and she carry her friends along just take them straight to church and register all of them for deliverance. They are witches!

Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
•~•
Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
•~•
Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
•~•
Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?

Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and
waking up the next morning to see her
sweeping the whole compound

JOKE OF THE DAY
.
Wife sent a message to her husband
“Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way
back from office, and Priscilla says hi to
you “.
.
Husband : Who is Priscilla ?
.
Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that
you read my message
Twist in the tale…..
.
Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now ,
so which Priscilla are you talking about?
.
Wife : Where are you….?
Husband: Near the vegetable market
Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
.
After 10 minutes she texts her husband
“Where are you”?
Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the
market, buy whatever vegetables you need.

Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! And he tried to keep it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back because I saw him pick it up! But this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡 This is where it gets interesting 🙄.
A bigger idiot kept tapping the… See More

If you want an argument with your girlfriend to get intense,
just say “My mother was right about you”

Girl: Wow! What a nice phone, where did you get it?

Mbambino: I won it in a running competition

Girl: How many people participated?

Mbambino: Police, the owner of the phone and me.

My brother If she calls you Daddy, know
that you
are on point !!.. poor guys are called baby .

“Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in
5 years?
Rainbow: Taking your job and asking
better interview questions.”

A new Teacher Rainbow walked into a class
one morning and after greeting the
students, he asked, “Do you know what we
are going to be teaching today?”
The students all chorused, “No Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you don’t know.” and he
left.
The next day, he came in and asked, “Do you
know what we are going to be teaching
today?”
They all answered, “Yes Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you already know.” and
he left again.
The third day, he came in and asked again,
“Do you know what we are teaching today?”
Then the students answered randomly,
some saying yes and some saying no, then
Rainbow said, “Those that know should
teach those that don’t know”, and he left.

We the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual 3 days strike which will commence on 13 FEB and on 16 FEB. Please note: our cell phones will not working during the strike and our relationship commitments will commence on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any inconvenience to our wives and girlfriends who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.
Please ‘Like’ and “SHARE”
.
Viva NAHAB Viva!!
Amandlaaaa

Imagine Posting “I’m Home Alone” Then A
Thief From Your Hood React With (WOW)

Nothing kills my mood like a bank reciept
that says:
Current balance: R 599.00
Available balance: R 200.00

*When girls call each other “Babe,
Love,etc”
*People be like: Wow, those girls are best
friends, they love each other
★When boys call each other “Babe, love,
etc”
★People be like: We knew it all along, those
two are gays.