U send”i loveu”via mobicell it went through
saying”is over between us”
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When I grow up i want a son first than a daughter so my son
would beat up anyone that makes my little girl cry
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Being different isn’t a bad thing.
It means you’re brave enough to be yourself.”
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You were born with mind but not mindset.
Whatever thing you introduce in your mind builds you.
You are a product of your thinking and you should never blame anybody for the kind of life you are living today.Y
our thought, your destiny. Be careful with your thoughts!
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Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!
Girl: Say, do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: Im the principals daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thank god!
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Teacher…who is your father’s name?
Bundle of joy…Babe
Teacher….huu come on!
Bundle of joy….that’s how my mom calls him so?
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Alll these single girlfriends out here
but you are still making
Someone’s Girlfriend laugh
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Character is like a pregnancy which cannot be hidden
one day, the pretender must be exposed
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you can buy or build mansion
but can never sleep in more than one room
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Having dimples doesn’t mean you are cute,
it simply means your father’s sperms are too weak to form a full face
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On my wedding day any woman dats looks more prettier than my wife
will be kicked out because I hate confusion
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Making a million friends is not a miracle
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
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Her: bbe where are you?
Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.
Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.
Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.
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I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
.
“Hey baby, I’m back”
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans
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Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels
who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Good morning dear friends
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