Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me
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Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers inlaws alive
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Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎
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When you get married is it necessary to live together?
I mean we could visit each other mos?
if you don’t wanna be far from me,
we could at least be neighbours ke 😑
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I cant eat….
My neighbour just bought a brand new car.
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Very important health tips: don’t eat
burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate
Without ME!
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“A woman went to visit a doctor with a
black eye!
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Woman : Doc,my husband always beat me
up everytime he comes home drunk…..I love
him and i can’t get him arrested,can you
help me please!
Doctor : When he comes back home just
drink a glass of water,don’t swallow water
through.”
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»Woman go back home and waits for her
Husband….she drinks water and doesn’t
swallow.The husband comes back home
and went straight to the Bed…
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The following day, she visited to the Doctor
Doctor : Did you do as i adviced?”
Woman : Yes!……and it worked,he didn’t
even touch me a Bit!”
Doctor : You see what happens if you keep
your Mouth Shut!!
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Rainbow: Doctor my 5 years old son is very
naughty boy. He made our maid pregnant…
DOCTOR: nonsense….how is it possible???!
Rainbow: he took a pin and punctured all
my co***ms.
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Let them hate me for This…
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Problem ka rona Matjita We don’t appreciate our Girlfriends, We don’t care, We are not there, We don’t Value them. We only care and see gore ba important fa ba tsamaile.
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When they are with us, We don’t see gore they deserve us and our time. We don’t care gore ba ntse jwang,We don’t care gore Tsatsi la Bona Le jwang Or ba robetse jang.
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We only check them Fela when We want to eat them.. We only act like We care when they are with us opening their legs. :😭😭
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When We are done, We careless and give them less attention. :😭
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We Spend more time le ditsala tsa rona more then them, We praise Banyana ba bangwe more then our Girlfriends. We make Other Boyfriends Girlfriends feel loved and Special re lebala ka Banyana Ba rona.
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We disrespect them re kgatlhisa ditsala,We beat them showing Batho, Pulling them ka Meriri infront of People acting tough.. Hurting their feelings now and then. :
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Rona Matjita ra Tlhanya😑😑
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When your Girlfriend needs you ga oyo, when she wants to text with you ga oyo, you give Her empty promises always, you Turn Her down, you make Her feel unwanted,you make Her feel like she’s not good enough for wena even when she tries so hard to show you gore wao rata Because wena gaona nako le ene onale nako le Banyana Ba Batho.
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You even feel bad showing Off your Girlfriend because she’s “random”..Mare when You want Her at Night she’s not “Random”..from emoticon
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Matjita ra Flopa and I know they will hate me for saying this Mare I don’t care, Le Kanna lang Nnja Ka meno..😌
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Female phones never ring
when you with them
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If we breakup im coming to collect my teddy bear
cant leave my kid with a Stranger Never😂
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Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..
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In a relationship you must pull your weight! If your man spoils you spoil him right back. If he hasn’t called to check on you, please call to check up on him. You won’t die 😏. Love and pride cannot coexist. Females expect too much and do so little 😳
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When you greet people and they don’t respond….
What do you say in silence?😠
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Two guys raped a princess, and when they were
caught
and sent to
the king, he ordered them to go and bring as many
fruits as
they can to bail themselves. The first guy went and
returned with 15 mangoes.The king ordered his
guards to
insert all the mangoes into his a**s so he would feel
the
same pain as the princess. The guards did as they
were
ordered and the guy screamed and shouted in
pain.After
sometime, he stopped screaming and shouting and
started
laughing. The guards then became surprised and
asked him
why he was laughing despite all the pains. The guy
pointed
to the road and said,
LOOK AT MY FRIEND (SIMON)
HE IS BRINGING 30 WATERMELONS
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On the Valentine’s Day surprise your girl take him out
from the craziest people in the hospital😂
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