*Ladies if you pay rent alone
but your man comes over ,
walks around naked ,eats all your food.*
*That’s not a* *man ,that’s a rat !*

Dating an ugly guy is a full time job .every 30 minutes
he will call you and ask *
“baby promise me you won’t leave me*

Guys, could you please stop praying in English. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because there’s something happening. All the blessings are going to white people. 💖

Imagine someone with big eyes saying
“I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!

In the anaconda movie why the anaconda
doesn’t eat the camera man?

Since I Was Born I Have Never Seen A Police Uniform
On A Washing Line

Girls Will Be Looking For A Guy With A Job
But Cheat On Him Coz He’s Always At Work 🙆

Ko 10th Floor
.
Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆

After Your First Night With Him,
On Your Way Home You See His Post
“Done And Dusted”🙆

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet
I wasnt able to move a wall,
but when i drank 4 bottles of beer
i saw walls moving by themselves.
.
These scientists are bloody liars 😂

My Dad is the Best
He didn’t wanna
see me suffer so
He ran away

If she says switch off the
lights just know she’s
wearing her brother’s
underwear

A man was watching a movie at home, and
suddenly shoutsNoooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you
watching?”He answered “our wedding
DVD”

lf you scared of dying alone then
become a bus driver