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When the devil wants to destroy you he uses your friends. And when God wants to promote you He uses your enemies. If it wasn’t because of our friends our enemies wouldn’t know our secrets. In life we need to be more careful about friends more than enemies. Most rats die with food in their mouths thinking someone is feeding them yet someone is killing them in form of feeding them. There are friends who help you in life so that it will be easy for them to destroy you later. Abraham went on a journey with Lot. God was silent until they separated then He spoke to Abraham again. At times its the friends around you that push God away from you. Check your friends before they push you into destruction. Be wise*_

This is the most serious ADVICE in 2019

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How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

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1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.

2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.

3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.

4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.

5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.

6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.

7•Do the do’s before the do does you.

8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.

9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.

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The Law of the Seed
Have a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the tree, and each apple has ten to twelve seeds. Now that’s a lot of seeds!
We might ask, “Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more apple trees?”
Nature has something to teach us here. It’s telling us: “Not all seeds grow. In life, most seeds never grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you had better try more than once.”
This means…
You’ll attend twenty interviews to get one job.
You’ll interview forty people to find one good employee.
You’ll talk to fifty people to sell one house, one car, one vacuum cleaner, one insurance policy, or a new business idea.
You might meet a hundred people just to find that one special friend.
When we understand the “Law of the Seed”, we don’t get so disappointed. We stop feeling like victims. We learn how to deal with things that happen to us.
Laws of nature are not things to take personally. We just need to understand them – and work with them.
When things seem beyond our control, here are a few things NOT to do…
Do not focus on how the world OUGHT to be.
Do not make rules for how others OUGHT to behave.
Such thoughts only bring us spiralling down into more unhappiness.
Let’s say you expect that…
Friends OUGHT to return favours.
People OUGHT to appreciate us.
Planes OUGHT to arrive on time.
Everyone OUGHT to be honest.
Our husband or best friend OUGHT to remember our birthday.
These expectations may sound reasonable. But often, these things don’t happen! So we end up frustrated and disappointed.
Here is a better strategy…
Demand less, and convert expectations into intentions. For everything that is beyond our control, we can tell ourselves…
“I would prefer if this happens, but if that happens, it is okay too!”
We prefer that people are polite, but when they are rude, it doesn’t ruin our day.
We prefer sunshine, but if it rains, it is ok too!
We don’t take things personally.
Instead we start planting seeds (thoughts, words and actions) to create the inner and outer spaces we really want.
It’s not what happens to us that determines our happiness. It is how we think about and respond to what happens that makes all the difference.
Remember the Law of the Seed…
The secret of success is to fail more often. And to plant more seeds. From all these seeds, some are sure to grow into mighty big trees!

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Jacob looked at Joseph and saw
a good son!
The ten brothers looked at Joseph and saw
a useless dreamer!
The travellers looked at Joseph and saw
a slave!!
Potiphar looked at Joseph and saw
a fine servant!!
Potiphar’s wife looked at Joseph and saw
a potential boyfriend!
The prison officers saw in Joseph a prisoner!
How wrong were all of them!!
God looked at Joseph and saw
a Prime Minister of Egypt in waiting!!
Don’t be discouraged by what people see in you!!
Be encouraged by what God sees in You!!
Never underrate the person next to you because you never know what the Lord has deposited in that person.
Your maid may be a Chief Executive Officer in waiting for a company which shall employ your child.
Your garden-boy may be a president in waiting.
(Remember David got the anointing of becoming a King while he was a simple child herding sheep.
Esther was a simple orphaned girl yet she was a Queen in waiting).
Let’s share God’s love and make the world a better place to live. Show that love by sharing this message with those you love.
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW PEOPLE SEE YOU, IT MATTERS HOW GOD SEES YOU.

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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and
you start sleeping with him…
My sister is that how you reward liars!

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Live right now, just be yourself. It doesn’t matter if it’s good enough for someone else.💢💝
•~•
2⃣. 💚💢Be unique, Be kind, Be humble, Be free, Be the person you were meant to be…. Then let your light shine for all to see.💢❤
•~•
3⃣. 💙💢Sometimes you have to follow your heart & not worry about what others think.

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People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏

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Boy: Hey Love, I’m standing at the gate Please come out…
Girl: I am not at home, I’m at Jo’burg i left yesterday
Boy: 😢😢 Ok fine😥😥.. anyways i brought fifty thousand😢
Girl: what!! Wait honey just give me 5 minutes I’m on my way
Boy: Huh😨😨😨 5min from Jo’burg to here😨😴😴
Girl: No Love, I’m nearby at my friends place we call it ” Jo’burg “😊😊
Boy: Ok hurry up then😏 we are waiting for you🙄🙄
Girl: You nd Who?
Boy: Me nd My friend, We call him Fifty thousand..
his the one who wanted to meet you

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Can someone please borrow pilot’s uniform 😥
tomorrow I’m going to visit my High school teacher…
she used to make me an example of failure

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I just created a Facebook account with a false profile picture of a beautiful lady. Now my father sent me a friend request and he’s telling me that he is single and has no children.

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Imagine dating a nyaope guy and you get a text saying,
“babe I’m at the gate are you going to come out or
should I leave with it?”

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The way TUT students look at us when
they are In a bus
You’d swear they are Real Madrid entering
the stadium

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If I had just one hour left to live
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I’d spend it in math class.
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.it never ends.

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I can’t wait to get rich so that even if i
come late for family meeting
My elders will apologise
.
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“My son we are sorry we came too early”

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Cant wait for valentine’s day to see short
girls wearing red outfits looking like fire
extinguishers

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