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Don’t = do not
Haven’t = have not
Won’t = wo not

English is my thing

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Me: send me your nudes
Her:(typing..)
Me: so you’re typing your nudes vhele vhele

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Black people with white man’s names,
go to home affairs now ,
we wont acknowledge you
when the land is being redistributed

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Cutey girlz are quiet about Valentine’s day
its only vogizara n bozodwa
Wa Bantu crying for teady bear’s

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If yu wanna be hated by all woman….
Be rich, intelligent, prosperous,Tall, Handsome and
then be gay ✊

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Imagine life without Make-up,
Some Girls Would Be Like Our Brothers

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Before varsity: God
After varsity: Sky President

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If you can kiss a woman with lipstick passionately..
My brother you can eat crayons happily.

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Dating uneducated man is not a problem,
a problem comes when you try to text him”
goodnight honey”, & he replies ”
goodnight too baby rest in peace”.
Believe me you won’t sleep even a bit.

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You’re 18yrs old and you’re dating an 80yrs old man and you call him “baby”..
My sister he is supposed to be your ancestor.

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Free mode is made for a children who are still at school

Am I lying ??

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Real girlfriend who deserve a Valentine gift

Nail down when he answer her boyfriend phone

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Am not the best but I do my best

Not every one is meant to stay in our lives some are just for a season

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You take her to kfc for the first time.,
you be like babe what can i get u,
she be like”stop it i like it”

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Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

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