Ur father’s side of the family might not care about you
but ur mother’s side has the deadliest Snakes hiding behind smiles

My future wife is somewhere with her boyfriend enjoying themselves,
thinking that they will get married.😁

Secret to a long lasting marriage. Listen to your husband always
because he’s always right😏

People think I’m crazy because I talk to my dogs.
What am I supposed to do?
Ignore them when they asked me a question?

People who wear masks while driving alone in the car
are the very same people who drives slow on a fast lane

The way im broke right now…. im thinking of asking my family to give me the money they will use to bury me . I will see what yo do when i die..

Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too

If your Girl calls you more than twice in a day
Break up with her she is a psycho 🤐

Women Dont have Airtime To Call Men☝

Even if your wife has two SIM cards , Save them as “Wife ” , Not ‘wife 1 , wife 2″ ..!!

This massage is brought to you by a hospitalised husband….🤕

Let people do whatever challenges they like or post whatever they want during this period . If you find them childish .
Please use your matuarity to find a cure for the Corona Virus😑

In a relationship there is always a third party waiting for your break up with your MAN , that devil is called BESTIE..🙄

You give someone R500 for hair,
then they come back home with cut monada,
and they are drunk 😒

Ladies ,if he starts making you happier than your boyfriend👇
Block him

If you gonna cheat ,make sure you wear your old clothes ,
so that if someone takes pictures ,
you can say it was long time ago👌