I don’t know why, Every School Has That One
Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn
Salary.😂😂😂😂
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She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys 🤣🤣😂😂🤔
Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
Guess what 🙄🤭
Too much Horny
😲🤣😂🤗
👧: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?🙄👀
👳🏾♂️: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.
I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a 🐀Rat
😥🙄
When you say sorry to your friend it does not mean you are wrong,
it means that you value the love and
the relationship you with your friend more than being right.
So sometime we say sorry even if we are right.
When they say two head are better than one,
it doesn’t mean any two heads combined are better than one.
When you get attached to a wrong head you will discover that is bitter not better.
When a woman leaves a man of vision and follows a man of television,
she watch the man of vision in the television.
Luxeries can marry you off to a man but love will send you
but becs love doesn’t work with luxeries.
I took a Taxi 🚕this morning to town🏙 although I knew very😥 well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away 🏃🏽♂️
Unfortunately there was a police 👮♂️officer inside the taxi ,he got out and 🏃🏽♂️chased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The👮♂️ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver🚕😤😤😤
I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive
When two people are angry with each other, their hearts distance a lot.
So, they have to sout in other to hear each.
The angrier they are the grater distance and the louder they sout to hear each other. Even they can be 0.01mm away from each other but their hearts are far far away from each other. Therefore they must sout to cover the distance. Now, what happen when two people are in love? They don’t sout even when they are distanced from each other. When the love become grater💓 to💓 extend, just looking at her or him already communicate.😍
the ability to sit down with another person and
talk for hours about anything and everything,
is more attractive to me than anything else
Symptoms of a stubborn wife
(1) natural hair
(2)no make up
(3)shoes size 9-11
Ex: hey i miss you,
him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral,
Ex: ooh I’m so sorry who passed away, ?
him: my fellings for you
Turned out you need to be attractive for people to like you
“Nature has a nostalgic mood that can capture your soul,
that can make you feel that you had lost something
but you don’t know what is this thing.”