Everyone must b carefully when walking outside ,
i just saw a lion right now on top of de matches box
plz be warned

Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves,
take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”

Teacher : You are a failure! at your age, Bill Gates already invented his first computer software.
Rainbow: Mind your own business sir,
at your age Adolf Hitler committed suicide.

This Valentine’s Day is taking so long 😢
.
I just wanna give her this R7 Cup so she can be out of my Business

The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number

My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”

he can’t leave his business open and close yours

My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

Unemployment Is High In Mzansi
Even The Relationships Don’t Work!

My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love

When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..

you just won 50 million💰 and your ex needs R49 million for a kidney transplant.
Which colour are you gonna choose for your Lamborghini??

Being a Girl it’s tough you can’t even VOMIT
in peace without people Accusing you of being pregnant

Main Chick Doesn’t Comment On Boo’s Pictures
She Reads The Comment And Screenshot The
Suspicious Ones and Fight With Boo

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage