Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

And you give your crush your homework to copy and
she gets a zero

Once You Start Dating Someone Suddenly
Everyone Has A Rumor To Tell

If you want your man to help you in the kitchen
Just borrow his phone torch
he’ll be following you up and down

A biggest mistake a Woman can make is
to Love and Give a wrong Man a Child

I’m not a Prophet but I know
your father is a male and your mother is a female

m I alone who feels guilty when a guy
send me a friend request while
I’m a guy too I even start zooming my pic
n see if I’m not a gay

Some people go around busy saying, ” Alcohol is addictive”. 😂 😂 😂
.
It is obvious that they don’t know any thing about air time advance

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

My Doctor Said I Should Stop Drinking Beer
That’s Why I’m only Drinking Alcohol

A Lots of Women have wife written all over them,
but they keep entertaining Men who can’t read.

Guys if you have forgotten your Vaseline don’t panic. We will wait for those Chef in the kitchen to go to sleep then we gonna steal those Olive oil.