Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”

When l brought girls back home to meet my
mother she didn’t like any of them,
so l picked one that resembled my Mum then my
dad didn’t like her

DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”

PATIENT ” OK”

DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “

My best mate Gavin was found
dead this morning after taking an
overdose of heartburn
medication……… I’m so gutted I
cant belive Gav is gone Rip
buddy

I’m starting a protest tomorrow. Fat Lives Matter.
Meeting at McDonald’s at 10 then
KFC at 11 then onwards to Wimpy at 12

At the age of 35 you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger?
My sister are you a bull?

Taxi drivers need a semi-final match with Nurses for being rude.
The winner will face Shoprite Cashiers in the final..!

You studied
Economics but u can’t
see your boyfriend
loosing interest in you

Dear males

Is it safe to run to you to hug you and whisper in your ear if I suspect someone is following me?

When you’ve ran out of news and you only left with those
you’ve been told not to tell anyone

Guyz 2gether we can beat this virus…
plz don’t touch water with unwashed hands

Imagine calling your boyfriend “daddy” then he leaves you,
like your dad did

What I want to know is about the person who invented the Drawing Board.
If they got it wrong on the first attempt, what did they go back to?

What If the guy who sends seasons to earth e-mailed winter twice this year because he thought the first one didn’t go through?

You see someone commenting on your babe everyday
only to find out that they are dating