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SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

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I texted my crush ‘ BAE’ and she responded
replace dat ‘A’ with Y

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Dear Woman ..

STOP blaming a Man for running away after you get pregnant its your own problem. YES your read it right its your problem.. you just chose the wrong guy to be the father of your Kid.. Blame Yourself

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There is no way better for the heart than reaching down
and lifting people up…

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* TO ALL HUMANS *

1) My first restaurant => * my mother’s breast *
2) My first toilet => * my mother’s laps *
3) My first school => * Mom’s kitchen *
4) My first teacher => * my mother *
5) My first doctor => * it’s my mom *
6) My first thermometer => * my mother’s fingers *
7) My first friend => * it’s my mom *
8) My first dresser => * it’s my mom *
9) My first vehicle => * my mom’s back *
10) My first lawyer => * it’s my mom. *

Thank you mom for all you did for giving me life

* Long live to all mothers*

* _A mother can easily maintain 6 children, but it would be difficult for 6 children to maintain a mother?

* To all the moms of the world *

May God continue guiding and strengthening you and give you a Paradise on earth.

Pass it to every mummy

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Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over them. They are life-changing statements:

1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide.

2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions.

3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad because it’s a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.

4. Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath.

5. In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them – a wall or a bridge.

6. Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful.

7. There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat.

8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.

9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.

10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

11. If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven’t done much today.

12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs.

13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you can’t view the plain.

14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.

15. You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently.

16. It is not what you don’t have that limits you; it is what you have but don’t know how to use.

17. What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson.

18. The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value.

19. If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think that the person is a fool…… Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.

20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t expect it from cheap people.

Have a good day

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Hello Ladies and Gentleman.
My name is Nyaa

I am a 30 year old
handsome,
hardworking,
GOD fearing young man,
a commited and successful
community psychology masters student,
and looking for a
cute,
hairy👌,
beautiful👌,
well structured
and young black goat
to buy for easter.

Thanks🙄

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Always be careful of the people you keep around you,
Some will throw shady hateful remarks at you &
cover them with a lil joke & laughter..!

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Dear Divorcées
Stop teaching our younger sisters & brothers to hate marriage. Its YOUR marriage that failed!

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When she starts posting “it’s my life,
i don’t care what people think about me”
just know she started sleeping with someone’s husband

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Photo shooting at studio won’t bring you a husband sis.
If you are a dragon👹👺….you are a dragon😈!!!
Accept and stay single

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Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood

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Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

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[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

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Wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday😊..!!

At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Wreezy, How are You😎?”

The wife asks, “How does he know you😐?

Wreezy says, “Oh dear, I play football with him🤗.”

Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Wreezy😉?”

Wreezy says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Salt Team😀.”

Next a stripper Says, “Hi Wreezy! Do You Crave the Special Again😋🍑??”

The Wife storms🤚😏 out dragging Wreezy with her & jumps into a taxi.

The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Wreezy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time🤚..”

Wreezy’s Funeral is on Saturday

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