A man had four sons from different mothers☺
Brodwel,Kenneth,Conrad & Dominic
Now these guys asked their father why he
gave em those names,n what do they mean😐?

The father replied:
Take the first three letters of your names and
join em together you will find the answer

Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??

WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.

SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?

WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!

SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?

WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??

SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.

boyfriends message : Babe I was
involved in an accident Palesa took me
to the hospital😭.
the doctors say I’m in a bad state, left
arm broken😓, cervical dislocation,😞 few
facial injuries and they have to
amputate my left leg.😭
°°°°°°°
Girlfriends message : Who is Palesa😐😠????

That Awkward Moment When You Realize You’re Walking In The Wrong Direction..
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So You Hit Your Pockets Pretending You Forgot Something

Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem…
Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams
Her : thanks my love and may your soul rest in peace

I did 100 push ups today, tomorrow I’m doing 300.
The day after, I will continue lying

A taxi passenger tapped🤚 the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed😱, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.😵
For a second everything went quiet in the cab🙄, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again🤚😏. You scared the daylights out of me😪!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.😐 “The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

That moment when 🤔 you at a wedding 🤵🏾👰🏾 and you enjoying the seven colors 🍲🍝🍱 and then boom pastor Lukau start praying 🗣 and all beef 🥩and di chickens 🍗 starts ressurecting 🐓🐄 and you are left with rice and onions in your plate

Girls will Dump you, then after 5minutes
text you and say “Is that what you
wanted??

Smoked weed for the first time today,
it’s not that strong, as people say.
I’m relaxed and listening to Lionel Messi’s album

The day I’ll get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water and the grinder.

Earthquake in Japan for three days but electricity still on but
In South Africa just two birds fighting on the pole,
boom electricity gone

Some People Are Not Ugly They Just Need
To Know That Water Is Not Only For
Drinking

A RABBIT runs, jumps and lives for only
9-12 years while a TORTOISE doesn’t
attempt any of such activities but lives for
100-150 years or more?
LESSON: Exercise is a lie. Laziness is the key.
Just relax!!!

Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
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So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business

My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…