Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!

If you come to see me and they tell you am not around but you still arguing…
I come out myself and tell you am not around!

The rudeness of Public Hospital nurses alone is enough to chase away
the disease from your body..!

Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?

A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of … cars, the woman says;
“So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.”
(drunk driver’s offence)
Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change

When You Stalking Your Crush On Facebook And You Accidentally Like A Post From 2014, You End Deactivating Facebook, Breaking Your Phone,
Moving To Nigeria And Changing Your Name To Adze

Couples holdin hands during their wedding is the same as
2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..!

Dear Ladies
I remind you again
Not all guys hit and run…
Some will hit hit hit hit hit hit, destroy the place and watch you run.

i Love Blowing Air into Babies Face And Watch Them Struggle To Breathe

The Biggest Mistake You Can Make is Showing A Child
That Your phone Has Games Or Funny Videos

i Don’t Gossip 👋😌 ,
it’s Not My Fault That You Are Not There When i Talk About You

Every Girl is Beautiful 🔥♥ ..
Sometimes it Takes The Right Amount Of Alcohol To See it

Am Looking for the Bank That can Perform 2 things for me🙆
* Give me a loan
* And Leave me alone