Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like
going to War without a Weapon…
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You’ve failed as a boyfriend if your girlfriend has a male bestie
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Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find .
That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management
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I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂
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Charyolo : I Want To Divorce My Wife.
Lawyer: On What Grounds ?
Charyolo: She’s Out All Night , Every Night, Going From Bar To Bar .
Lawyer : Are You Saying She’s An Alcoholic Or Do You Think She’s Cheating ?🤔
Charyolo : No , She’s Looking For Me
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Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House
It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked
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Don’t let your problem be known by public,
solve it secretly because u be a problem to the public
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A day become more beautiful when you think
and stay positive cos it will make you smile.
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I am single like a dollar
i don’t even looking for a change
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I will never betray my friends even if the betray me
They are worst friends ever
I try to be the best for them
They like hurting my feelings
I am worried because I might hurt their feelings
They don’t love me
But I love them to the core
I am not important to them
But……
When I am in danger they are always right their beside me to support me, guess I am important but I was just 2 blind 2 see it!
I LOVE MY FRIENDS
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If you like a girl go ahead and tell her dude… Don’t wait for her to post her photos and then you go like
Wow wow wow wow wow!😹😹
My brother you ain’t an ambulance
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Sometimes people ask stupid questions like
:two people living in a house
Her: is this your shirt?
Him: ofcouse if it not yours then it mine.
Her: why is it on the floor?
Him: I dropped it by mistake.
Her: then who is going to pick it?
Him: if not you it me.
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When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!
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INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳
ME:Thank you sir
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A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito
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For those who in one man one woman. See the ratio of men to women
from UN.
We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.
Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion
So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:
> One billion are married already.
>130,000 are in the prison.
>70,000 are mentally ill.
That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:
>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years
So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.
Source: U.N
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