Be happy with nothing and
You will be happy with every thing
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me.
She calls me her sixty second lover.
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They say milk gives you strenght so i drank 5 glasses
And still could’nt move a wall,
i tried 3 shots of vodka and saw the world move it self
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Did you hear the one about the guy who invented the knock knock joke😶……
in fact he won the no bell price
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Why can’t you hear a ptearadactal pi ?
Because the P is silent
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Is it true that what a man can do woman can also do…
If yes.
Can she be able to urinate through window as man
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You can’t be born in February and be normal,
because the month itself is not complete
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What is the difference between a bird and a fly
A bird can fly but a fly can not bird
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My ex she’s chungu
And am moses
To change these names into Chinese language
I can be mosechu.
And she can be chungmo.
Don’t get me wrong I love Chinese language……..
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Mlondi ask a trainer in the gym:….
Mlondi : i want 9 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can i use
Trainer reply : use the atm
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The u are black u look like someone was testing a boom with ur face
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Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…
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All Along I Thought I Was In A Bad Mood ,
Over Years And Years . I Guess This Is How I Am
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Jealous Girlfriends be like 🤔
Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you
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imagine you accidentally post your nudes then boom,
battery finishes,charger breaks,
you take your moms charger then boom load shedding
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if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook for yourself😊✋
If your husband doesn’t give you money no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)😂😂
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