Eight ways to die if your an African
child👇👇
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1. Loosing your mom’s Tupperware
during a school Trip..
2. Eating the meat that was reserved
for your father..
3. Taking out a new faduku(cloth) without
your moms permision..
4. Using the cups and glasses that
are placed in the Room Devider..
5. Admiting that you are 3 years
older in a taxi and your mom end up
paying full price..
6. Not going to your room when a
XXX scene is shown on Tv..
7. Calling your mom by her name by
mistake..
8. Not finishing your food while
you’ve already eaten the meat..
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Add urz👏🚶🚶
People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥
As I Was Helping Mommy With The House Spring Cleaning I Found My Uncle’s SIM card and My Uncle Die Two Years Ago So I Was Thinking Of Sending A Massage To His Girlfriend And Say ” Guess Who’s Back”
Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits…
But ultimately she is a Mother, We must respect her…
So don’t leave bed and Sleep more.
No Morning shOrning :D;-)
Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Boys Will Be Paying “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Because You are Safe
When men walk in with big thick wallets all the women get excited but then when I walk in with a big thick pencil case all I get is… can I plz borrow a pen😬😬😬
In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called outcry.
One day,the maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s,40s,50s,60s and 70s. Still my paper had not been called out8). Everyone kept looking at me asking”Chris whats up? How did you fare?”And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.
I then asked myself,could I have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong.
Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered……. .. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me . It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,”There is a cow that did not write its name on the paper that scored 0%.
If u have not received your paper come and get it now!
I FAINTED!
*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What’s your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!
