Her : Can i have your Picture
Him : Check My Profile
Her : its a Car not you
Him : Yea i know.. open the door im inside the car

Girls who still think a guy with a car has money..
Happy children’s day

When your girlfriend from the villages finally visits you and
she enters the shower with an umbrella

Three Drunkies Entered A Taxi 😂

The Taxi Driver Knew that they were drunk so he Started The Engine And Turned It Off Again Then Said:”We Have Reached Your Destination”

The 1st Guy Gave Him Money And The 2nd Guy Said:”Thank You “And He Paid More Money then the usual taxi fee

The 3rd Guy Slapped The Driver, The Driver Was Shocked and Suprised Thinking The 3rd Drunk Knew What He Did . But Then He Asked” What Was That For ?’:

The 3rd Replied,-”Control Your Speed Next Time, You Nearly Killed Us All ” 😂😂

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk

Me: I didn’t see you coming

Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮

I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs