At church I make sure I sit next to a beautiful lady
wat if the pastor says tell you neighbour you love them
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A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “No he’s not” because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.
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bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn.
Me: so are your eyebrows.
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My father left me when I was 2years old, Mom says he went to buy milk and never came back…so if you see him by any chance, please tell him not to buy the milk anymore, I drink Castle lite now.
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A beer company was hiring a taster,😅
someone to
taste the beers😊
before selling out😑.
So they placed adverts😎 & one
afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walks 🚶♂️into de
Manager’s office😊
asking to be employed.😋
The manager tried to figure out how
he could
drive ds man away 😏but couldn’t come
up with
an idea😪, so he decided to give the
man a trial.😛
He ordered his secretary to give de
man a glass
of wine😊, he takes a sip & said “Its
red wine,😊 a
muscat,🙂
three years old🤗, grown on a north
slope, matured in a steel
containers☺.”
That’s correct😧! The manager
exclaimed, well
give him
another one🤠 lets see. So he was
giving, he takes a sip again 😌& said
” Its red wine🙃, cabernet, eight
years old,😌 southwestern slope, oak
barrels🤤”
Incredible😱! said de manager.
Now de manager went closer to de
secretary 😁& whispered to her saying ”
go get
some of ur urine🙄
in a cup lets see if he will get
dat.✊✊✊
So de man was given the cup
of urine😆,he takes a sip, turns to d
manager & said 🙄”Female urine,😏
26years old🤔, 2 weeks pregnant 🤨& if
i’m not
given dis job😑, sir i will
tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy”😌
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Sitting in class wondering who would die
if one of the lights fell down.
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Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!😥…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business
This Guy Looks At Mew And Asks ” Ekse Bra , Why You Quiet? ”
I’m Like ” Dude , I’m Alone…”
He Says ” Ohh … So Now You Wanna Tok ?…I Will Moer You Now Now Sanie …!!”
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You should never trust a Man who neither drinks nor smokes…
because what he misses at the bend,
he gains at the roundabout.
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When people are counting they just start from one forgetting that
zero is also a number
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Sorry the joke is still under construction….
but do come back tomorrow 😙
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Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much;
Don’t hope too much, Because that “too much”
Can hurt you so much..!
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Meeting someone new is very stressful
You’ll have to start pretending like you have sense..!
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Disagreement In Relationship ?🌹)
💗💛🌻💛💗
A relationship with no arguments is a relationship with a lot of secrets and sometimes secretive relationships aren’t so good. Disagreements in relationships are healthy. They help partners to get to know more of each other’s LIKES and DISLIKES. And when disagreements arise between partners, it doesn’t mean that they should just end a relationship. Sometimes a break up is not a solution to minor problems that can be solved.
💚💖~💖💚
Talking things out is better than letting go of a relationship you have kept for many years. So whenever disagreements come up in your relationship, don’t always think of breaking up with your partner as a solution. You just have to text, call or meet your partner and you have a straight heart to heart talk. If you were the one that is wrong, admit it and say SORRY to your lover.
❤💝~💝❤
I am sure if your partner truly loves you, he or she will forgive you and your relationship will go on. Don’t feel so big to say sorry to your lover. Saying sorry takes nothing from you, it’s just a small word which quickly soothes the tension or the pain between lovers but very many people out there fail to say it. Say it whenever you are wrong so that you can save your relationship and always mean it.
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Hardest part in a relationship is:
“Babe borrow me your phone”..!
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Ladies just a quick reminder “Men don’t forgive cheating”..!
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Dear sis Dolly,
I’m married for 17 years now. Every time my wife and I
have a misunderstanding she demands transport money
for her 3 brothers who stay in Pretoria to come and
beat me up here in Durban .
After they have beaten me, I must still give them
transport money back to Pretoria.
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Siya.
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Sis Dolly:
“Dear Siya, I completely sympathize with you. I suggest
you and your wife just move to Pretoria to save costs..
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