ATM’s should have timer
when you take long it must swallow your useless card
and spray you with tear gas
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Dating your neighbour is nonsense, you be receiving texts like
“bbe is everything okay i saw you coming from toilet”
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Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves,
why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
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I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day
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Mara I have never seen a groom or a bride..
Going to the toilet during their wedding day ,
,are they wearing pampers
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A couple was found dead yesterday in Rustenburg,😭 it is said the cause of death is sugar diabetic, this sickness is cause because of calling each other my sweetheart💁♂️, my chocolate🙄, my honey😕 , my sweetcake🤨, my lovecandy😐 and my lollipop😏, so 2save our lives😊 n partners lets start calling each other by healthy foods😎 , lyk my spinach, my carrot, my cabbage, my veggies vegg, my mopani wormy😍, etc.. Plz send this 2 all ur frnds as a warning😪
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I’ve always wondered why women are always slapping their heads….
….but now I remember we used to do the same to old TVs
when they were not getting proper network signal….
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MAYBE YOU WONDER SEEING A LOT OF BREAK UPS💗]
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[1]. I think expectations kill a lot of relationships.
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[2]. True love comes with no check list, but Too often people compare what they have to movies and their friends’ relationships.
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[3]. Taking silly advice like, “If he doesn’t hold your hair back when you throw up, its not real or if she doesn’t call you when she’s drunk out with her friends, then it ain’t real.”
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[4]. But love is spontaneous. You argue viciously but at the end of the day you don’t want to see anyone elses’ face but theirs.
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[5]. It’s not about waiting for your prince charming, but going out to find your own happy ending.
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[6]. It’s not about the material things you desire most, because you could have a complete checklist and still feel like something’s not right.
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[7]. It’s not supposed to be perfect to everyone else, it’s supposed to be right just for you.!! Now, Throw away that checklist, and love your spouse the way they are.
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There’s always that one☝family member who always views your status
and tell the whole family..!
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When you’ve put your friends on speaker and you tell them
you with Your Bae and they ask WHICH ONE??
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Some of the relationships are just lessons
don’t take them serious..!
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People do’t have the patience to build a business for 3 years . But they have patience to go to work for 40 years
It’s very crazy how some people feel that 2-5 years in a business is a long time to get rich . However, they don’t feel that 40 years at a job is a long time to stay broke
change your mindset today !!
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“I miss you”, “I miss you
too”, “I wish I was with you”
national anthem of long
distance relationship..!
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If ur wife cheats on you..my brother dont beat her,never sent her packing,dont argue with her… just make a big portrait photo of the guy she cheated with…and put it in ur living room,so that everytime visitors ask who the guy is::: you tell your wife to explain to them
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Today’s kids are so spoilt that they don’t know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour’s home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking…
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THE SUPERIORITY OF DESCENT DRESSING
A girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it, He asked her “What was the 1st thing you did when you bought it?
“I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad” she replied.
“Did someone force you to do so?”
– “No”
“Don’t you think it’s an insult to the manufacturer?”
– “No dad! In fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad”
“Did you cover it because it was cheap & ugly?”
– “Actually, I covered it because I didn’t want it to get damaged and decrease in value.”
“When you put the cover on, didn’t it reduce the iPad’s beauty?”
– “I think it looks better and it is worth it for the protection it gives my iPad.”
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said,
“Yet if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed???”
She was mute…..
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.
Pls protect our young girls by sharing these with our fellow sisters….
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