Disadvantage of sleeping With The same Person is That
You will end Up Running Out Of Underwears..!

No matter how comfortable you are…
Never ever and ever go to your boyfriend’s place
unannounced please..!

Nothing Is Painful Like A Lecturer Standing Behind You In An Exam Hall
And Says: “Some People Are Writing Nonsense” mxm!

Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?

Shield gives you 48hrs protection
-Colgate gives you 24hrs lasting freshness
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Adding those hours means I’m gonna wash my body after 3days
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-Sounds good since it’s winter

After a big accident, John was crying “Oh my word! I have lost my left hand?”
Phiri: Control yourself my friend!
Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?

He is Not Your Man Unless His Mom Calls You
When She Can’t Reach Him….
For Now Keep Calm The Lord is Your Shepherd.

A man’s phone is like a coffin, if you open it,
what’s inside will make you cry none stop.

DJ PHIRI 😇💿🎙

Journalist: When Did you Start your Career of Mixing?😇😇😇

Phiri: At Primary School!😎😎😎

Journalist: Really? So amazing.😃😃😃

Phiri: I used to Mix English and Maths in One Exercise Book

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us

Visitors Of Nowadays Are Boring ,
They Leave Without Giving Us Any Money
Shame!

Do u remember those awkward days at school?😊😄

1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it😥

2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required 😥

3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most😀

4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4😲

5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on 🤔

6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……

Imagine you’re in a taxi, and the taxi driver
starts shouting “‘damn I’m tired of life”
while driving…
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What can you say/do??

I live in constant fear that someone might kidnap my ex.
she lives alone on St13 room 48 and she just won the lottery