If we date, I’m pushing you to become a better you. I’m on your neck about your money, education, your future, your goals. You are not about to get distracted by being in a relationship with me. My goal is to elevate your mind and prosper with you.

Our generation never had babysitters our parents just told us to lock 🔒
the door n never open for anyone

Stop thinking people’s post are about you 😂
you’re not worth writing about

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!

That lady you are Eyeing is Beautiful because her partner is not Stingy like you … Ladies should l increase the Volume?

Guys plz teach me to cook corn flakes
but I’ve already added tomato n onion…
what else should I add

When you speak fluent English bare wiketsa clever🙄

MOM paid School fees for 5 years and that means
I’ll speak English whenever I want to.Infact, carbohydrates

I thought agriculture was easy until they asked me 5 types of waters

June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with bathing this winter

Hey there✋comedians, we bring to you the Top10Jokes challenge.
Drop your best jokes😂🔥.Then thina we’ll post ones the best

Ey I Haven’t Watched Soccer For A While Yooh…
Please Is Roman Reigns Still Playing For Manchester City

I Haven’t Watched Football For A Long Time Ohh!!
Please, Is Undertaker Still Playing For Manchester United???

Think of a number. Double it. Add 6. Half it.
Takeaway the number you started with.
Your answer is 3

Mind blown ??

High School Presidents Be Acting Like They Have Shares In The School

Some Men Are Idiots.
You Ran Away From Your One Child Only To
Become The Stepfather Of four..!