Girls this thing of glowing after a break up is not fair 😭😭
actually is not allowed

Buy One Get One >>
When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!

I miss the days of asking my parents can I go out
Now I ask my wallet
And it always says No

if Everyone On Facebook Was Acting Matured Like You , Many Would Die Of Depression .. So Appreciate Those That Sacrifice Their image To Act Childish Just To Put A Smile On Someone’s Face , People Are Going Through A Lot Out There.

If you’ve never met abo: corndrink, sektember, sunthing, busimess, miss meat, bes certificate, then you don’t know people

Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.

Those Girls Who Are Afraid Of Killing A
Cockroach But Have The Heart To Abort A
Baby. Satan Is Waiting To Rape You In Hell
Idiots

She caught me cheating now she says if I
still want her, I must sing the National
Anthem backwards

Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes,
We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t Spell Some Words..!

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

A meeting at your convenience to discuss your requirements with complete details the class is at least a portion to be in touch.