You buy your P30, we buy clothes, we dress & look nice, we borrow your phone & take pictures, we send them to your Mobicel & Life goes on..!

Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..

Dear Death
English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too

Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
.
What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back

Mr Mapfumo Sinkie came back from the mine where he works, very sad and stress.
Wife: Daddy what’s wrong?
Mr Sinkie: eish Honey all people I work with are all dead. 😥
Wife: What happened? 😞
Mr Sinkie: Lift cables were cut and lift lost control and kill all of them. 😭
Wife: And how did you survive? 😒
Mr Sinkie:I had gone to toilet 🚽and when I came back they were all gone. 😔
Wife: Wow God is great 🙆
Mr Sinkie: Each family of those people are going to receive R10 million.
Wife: Aah!!! Fock maan 😰 you mean i’ve lost R10 million because of your sh**t?😠

One word for her?

Welcome to our 21st century.
Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars- Keyless
Food – Fatless
Dress- Sleeveless
Youth- Jobless
Government- Useless
Leaders- Shameless
Relationship- Meaningless
Attitude- Careless
Wives- Fearless
Feelings- Heartless
Education- Valueless
Children- Mannerless

Everything is becoming Less but still, our hopes are endless. In fact I am speechless

A mom visits her son🙂 for dinner who lives with a girl 🙄as a roommate😶. When they were eating, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was😐. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious🤔. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact😑, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.🤨 Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking😆, but I assure you, we are just roommates💁‍♂️.” About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate💁‍♀️. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you😐? He said, “Well I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure😕!”
He sat down and wrote,😆

Dear mom,😊
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing.🙄 I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house🙂, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.😶
Love,
Your son.🙂

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which
read:😁

Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate😑, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her✋: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.💁‍♀️
Love,
Mom😅

I just Smoked Weed for the first time And Nothing Happened.
Anyway, I Saw My Father Fighting With My Papa In Front Of My Dad

Dear Men

When we give our girlfriends R500 to do their hair,
please lets add R250 lunch money, it gets very full at the salon.

That awkward moment when you are chatting with beautiful girl😍 at a wedding👫 and your mum comes and tells you,
“Pour that rice in a plastic and take it home😌.
That will be your Supper

When I joined the gym, they said I would see changes within weeks. It’s been 6 months now and I haven’t seen any changes. I guess it’s time I go there personally and check what the problem is

I’ve text most of the people on my phone asking what IDK means…
They all said I don’t know! Nobody knows. What does it mean guys?

My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting “when i grow up…”
what else do you want to grow? Horns?

Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’