When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules
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When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules
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I don’t go for looks.☝
But at least don’t be Ugly..!
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My level of maturity has nothing to do with my Facebook posts. I’m only here to Motivate💪, Lie🙄 & Laugh😅..!
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Some people Will ignore you as if they are saving Data bundles😂😂😂
Only to find out they been in freemode since 10 years back
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A snake is like a rope but no body have never ever made a mistake to used it and tie firewood
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My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
– Attitude
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To any girl reading this post we are now dating weather you like it or not..
I love u baby
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Bae: ae
Meh: iou
Bae: what is this
Meh: what do you see
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Forgive me for am about to steal someone boyfriend
because when they took mine you didn’t say anything
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Me: baby i saw you buying a ring in my dream
Husband: yes your father was buying it
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I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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DON’T MISS THIS AWESOME
STORY*
Once there was a young girl who
decided 2
take a short cut home from
school. The
fastest way 2 her house was to
cut through
an alley. The girl approached the
alley way.
She saw a man standing like he
was waiting
4 someone. She said a prayer:
“Dear God pls
lead me through dis alley way,
safe &
unharmed. Amen.”
The girl walked through the alley
& past the man.
Later on that night, she was
watching the
news. She saw dat man had
murdered &
raped a young girl.
The police said
the man
told them another girl had passed
throgh the
alley 10 mins before.
They asked
him why he
didn’t attack the first girl. He said,
“there
was
a man walking beside her”.
God walks with us. We deny His
presences but
He is always there. 95% of people
will just read dis & shut their
phones, but
be among
the 5% that will read & share it!
Don’t be ashamed 2 admit u’re a
Child of
God.. Sorry I
had no choice, I’m a child of God!!
Dis is a test to see who has more
followers…
God or Satan?
If God, then comment “Amen”
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Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!
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Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
Are they all by Co-incidence?
We should Choose wisely,
this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.
Its all about Choices, lets choose carefully.
You have two choices: to share tgis with others,
Or to ignore and read alone
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If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.
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Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.
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