Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.
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I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.
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There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy..!
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Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!
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Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!
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This might work:
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At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!
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When they realize cutting you off was not a smart idea,
an apology come in the form of..: “Hey” 
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A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!
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Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??
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Every time you meet us, “it’s am asking for R2, am asking for a R5..”
These are ‘tollgate’ manners that’s why people avoid you..!
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Everyone says that love hurts, but that’s not true.
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Loneliness hurts.
Rejection hurts.
Losing someone hurts.
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Everyone confuse these things with love, but in reality, Love♥ is the only thing in world that covers up all the pain and make us feel wonderful again…
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None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an afterthought. Live in the moment. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you’re carrying in your heart like hidden treasure. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There’s no time for anything else.
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Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?
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You’ll be having good time with your bae then baby mama will just callbe like: “Your child swallowed a shovel..!”
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{If you’re a 35+ Man}
It’s time to leave these young girls alone..
Get a woman who understands the signs of stroke and diabetes..!
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Ladies be 28+ competing with females
who are 19yrs for a nigga..! 
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