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I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭
anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

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Don’t hide yourself when you see us at the clinic we’re also sick,
nobody goes there to withdraw money

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Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?

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You fall in love with the little things about someone.

Like their laugh, they way they call your name,
or how they remember the most random things about you

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Sometimes its not the person you miss, but the feelings and moments you has when you were with them

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Mathematics clazz

Teacher: Arfoza Yu have 12 mangoes and Yu give two mango to Halima, three to Aisha and three to Nuria
So what do you have
Meh: Three new girlfriends

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God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.

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There was one boi called emenike he is a servant
Very dutiful and also dirty. One day when he is serving his boss a bowl of soup with his hand inside the soup. His boss controlled his anger and then confronted him.
“Emenike ur fingers are in my soup said by the boss”
Emenike replied, don’t worry my boss the soup is not hot.

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When I was Young:
I’d put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.👹
I would restart the game whenever I knew I was going to lose.😌
Having that one pen with four colours made me feel so rich.👑
I waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they were taking too long to come out.😒
I faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.😈
I used to think that the moon was stalking me.😕
I tried to balance the switch between On/Off.🔥
I Watched two drops of rain roll down the window and pretended it was a race.😻
The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.🔒
I swallowed a fruit seed and I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.😤
I closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.😌
I walked into a room, forgot what I needed, walked out, and then remembered

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Sleeping next to a new bae for the first time is tough.
You have to breathe in English😚
Not too loud, not too deep and not t0o fast

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Guys am still shocked😥 about what I saw this morning at 02:45 when I was going to toilet, it was unbearable so I had to go n help myself. When I was coming back I looked at my neighbors house n I saw myself ploughing at their garden😭😭😭😥 What am I suppose to happen now? Do I have to go to police? Please help me n help me psychologically too!

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God does not respect persons in reference to their social or economic status. The amount of riches one possesses does not put him in a better relationship with God. James argues that those who trust in riches are in great danger of losing their souls than those who are poor.
The souls of rich are in danger because they have exalted themselves in society to the point that they believe the God who created all things would have special regard for them.

If one thinks that his great possessions or position exalt him above his fellow man in relation to God, then his mind is twisted. It is twisted because he thinks that he can possibly exalt himself as a man to in some way have a closer standing with God.

In the eyes of the world, the rich person would be considered in a high position. However, in Christ he becomes equal with the poor. He is thus humbled in Christ to be considered on an equal basis with all those who are in Christ. For this reason, it is difficult for those who are rich or in high social or political positions to humble themselves at the foot of the cross.

Since the riches of the rich are temporary and limited to this world, then when the riches pass away, the rich pass away if their trust is in riches.

Blessed Sunday everyone

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Stop asking Girls if they Have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her Food, Crack some jokes And make her laugh, give her Money and let her decide if she’s Single or not.

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‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’

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My English has improved lately
Please beat hands for me

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