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“Life is okay as long as you see your mother’s smile”
I’m that type of person who just keeps quiet if someone hurt me. I don’t usually talk too much and tell them their mistakes. I just keep quiet and let them realize that they did something wrong. I don’t get mad easily but when I get mad, expect already that I will not talk to you nor sit beside you I want to distance myself from you I will not talk to you or say anything.
“I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they’re not around.”
Nothing can make me feel secure again,
i lost you and now I’m afraid forever
I know she didn’t want me ..
But I loved her anyway
Cracking a joke on a heavy heart is like taking an over dose for fast healing
Why was the broom late for school??
it over swept๐๐
I read our old messages๐คช
I laugh๐คช
Then i cry๐
There are ten ways to avoid broken heart
1. Never call her
2. Never ask for anything from him
3. Don’t be giving her all ur time
4. Work for money
5. If she ask u to meet her don’t go with money buh rather hide de money
6. Let her no u are rich buh very stingy
7. Always make her happy
8. Always advice her
9. Ask for sex in a polite way
9. Ask for her friends number
You will think that you mean something big to a person until u go through their fonebook, and find ur name saved as mosquito man.
Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”๐
Wife: Gets offended ๐ก๐ฅand goes to sleep ๐
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of wors๐ช๐
I’m that guy who can order a Debonairs Pizza
via some other people’s address then i wait
there by the corner and wait for drama ๐๐๐ค
Dear sis Mpumeh,
I’m married for 9 years now. Every time my wife and I have a misunderstanding she demands transport money for her 3 brothers who stay in Kzn to come and beat me up here in Pretoria ๐ฅ
After they’ve done beating me, I must still give them transport money back to Kzn…๐ค
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Matome.
Sis Mpumeh:
โDear Matome, I completely sympathize with you.
I suggest you and your wife just move to Kzn to save costs and get beaten there free of Charge –
With love you๐ค
Sis Dolly๐ค
My life is not good
But I’m always smiling
In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
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