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They offer you a shoulder to cry on & laugh behind your back

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*Kaizen Story: Tiger in the Toilet* Once a stranded Tiger entered the washroom in a Corporate Office and hid in a dark corner. Since there were people outside the washroom through the day, the Tiger was afraid to come out.
Many people frequented the washroom, but the frightened Tiger didn’t touch anyone. However, after four days it couldn’t bear hunger anymore, so it caught a man who had come in, and ate him.
This man happened to be an Assistant General Manager in the organization, but nobody noticed his disappearance.
Since nothing untoward happened, the Tiger became bolder and after two days caught another man and ate him.
This man was the General Manager of the organization.
Still, nobody worried over his disappearance (Some people even happy that he was not seen in the office).
Next day, the Tiger caught the Vice President who was a terror in the organization.
Again nothing happened. The Tiger was very happy and decided that this was the perfect place for him to live.
The very next day the happy Tiger caught a man who had entered the washroom while balancing a tray of teacups in one hand.
The frightened man fell unconscious. Within fifteen minutes a huge hue and cry ensued, and everyone in the office started looking for the man. The search team reached the washroom, flushed out the Tiger and saved the unconscious man. He was the tea boy in the office.
*Moral of the Story*
It is not the position, but our usefulness to others that makes us lovable and respectable. If your subordinates are happy in your absence that means your not a perfect leader.
Acknowledgement: From the book *Tiger in the Toilet*

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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day

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A lecturer come in the class and pointed straight at me with a ruler and said to the class: class,,!! At the end of this ruler stands a fool .

I stood up and said to him: But sir this ruler has two ends, or you mean all the ends ,?? As am talking am burned from the varsity until further notice

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Today I was listening to radio they were talking about Mandela, I watch TV Mandela, I go out people are talking about Mandela, now I’m in the tavern I’m afraid to open my wallet because I will also see Mandela 😂😂

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what i if i told u
u read the first line wrong😂❌✔

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TIP:
“Never treat your current partner based on what your last partner did”

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When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband
* She is clearly telling a lie *

She can leave her children with her neighbours
* But she will not leave her husband with a neighbour for a minute *

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If you want love, give love. If you want friends, be friendly.
If you want money, provide value. It really is this simple..!

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I’m just here to remind you that “I will never leave you” has left you..!

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Most of church girls think that they are wife materials

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When you have no money anything you say at family gatherings
makes you look like you are bringing confusion.

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I Don’t Know how Old You Are But You Need To Grow Up In Order To Understand That A Relationship Without Money💰 Doesn’t Go Anywhere..! ☝

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You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s room..!?

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