Why all these Pastors and Prophets who are currently here in South Africa can’t go to other African countries like Libya, Zimbabwe, Tunisia, Egypt and Morocco etc, to do the dirty works there too? Why is it seems like everyone who want to become Pastor/Prophet the first choice is to come to South Africa?

Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention

If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day

A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.*
Am waiting for the rejected ones.

True love is when your girl smashes your new iPhone x on the wall cause she saw a girl call you baby in your chat on whatsapp And you just smile, hug her closely and whisper in her ear “What designer of wheel chair do you like?

Have you noticed?
Nobody Drinks alcohol
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!

I have done so many mkstakrs in my life
But i have never left a wedding ceremony without eating never

Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work
Boss:what about a taxi?
Me:i dont have a taxi

WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I’d put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out .
• Faked being asleep, so I couldbe carried to bed
• Used to think that the moonfollowed our car
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window pretending itwas a race .
• The only thing i had to takecare of was a school bag .
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed, Walked out,and then remember.
If u really went through this can u drop a”HI”

black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!

That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours

Brain: She’s probably cheating on you

Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping

Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?

Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???

Brain: Breakup

Apart from “I love you,I miss you,I can’t live without you” what other jokes do you know??

You never actually watched a full movie coz u blinked

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat