Relationship stress Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.

You know what sis?

Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.

When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.

I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago

If your boyfriend is comfortable with you having a male bestie,
then he is not serious about you..!

Nywe Nywe, he’s not my type Are you looking for a blood donor?

I Personally Don’t Understand Why Drunk People Love To Talk Closer To Your Face

I Personally Don’t Understand Why Drunk People Love To Talk Closer To Your Face

My Pride Doesn’t Allow Me To Ask For R200 Change in A Taxi

If You’ve Never Forged Your Parents Signature in High School. You’re Not Black Enough

Am I The Only One Who Pours Water At AntsAnd Watch Them Think It’s A Tsunami?

If you see me talking to myself, walk away Am self-employed
we’re having a staff meeting.

Guys can I please have the Spelling of “Wansa” As in like Wansa Upon a time

My boss thinks I am a fool.
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4. This time I used my brain and bought 2 pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter

When Nelson Mandela was studying law at the University, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Mandela came along with his tray & sat next to the professor.

The professor said,
“Mr Mandela, you do not understand, a pig & a bird do not sit together to eat”

Mandela looked at him as a parent would a rude child & calmly replied,
*”You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,”*
& he went & sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.

The next day in class he posed the following question:
“Mr. Mandela, if you were walking down the street & found a package, & within was a bag of wisdom & another bag with money, which one would you take ?”

Without hesitating, Mandela responded, “The one with the money, of course.”

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said,
“I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.”

Nelson Mandela shrugged & responded, *”Each one takes what he doesn’t have.”*

Mr. Peters, by this time was about to throw a fit, seething with fury. So great was his anger that he wrote on Nelson Mandela’s exam sheet the word *”IDIOT”*
& gave it to the future struggle icon.

Mandela took the exam sheet & sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Nelson Mandela got up, walked up to the professor & told him in a dignified polite tone,

“Mr. Peters, *you signed your name on the sheet*, but you forgot to give me my grade.”

Don’t mess with intelligent people….pass it on to your intellectual friends….