Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”?
Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete
And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!
=D

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya……
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi……

Banta dairy likh raha tha
“aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami” 😀 😀

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??
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Santa:Tum Koun Ho?
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Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aaye Biwi ne kaha:” MEHMANO KE LIYE JAKAR BAHAR SE KUCH LE AAO..”
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Santa bahar gaya
aur
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TAXI le aaya.. What an IDEA sir ji…:p :O 😀

SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK
Hai…. :p 😀

Hitler: “There’s no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Santa: Ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha
=)) =)) =)) =))

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By ROOP CHAND & SONS.
Kolkata

संता ने रात को चुपके से अपनी बीवी का फोटो खींचा और भागता हुआ सायबर कैफे आया।
कैफे का मालिक: इतनी रात को क्या काम है?
संता: भाई साहब, ये मेरी बीवी की फोटो है। बहुत मारती है। झाड़ू, खटका, बरतन सब करवाती है। इसे OLX पर बिकवा दो..

Boss-apki shadi
ho gayi?
Santa-Haanji,
1ladki se huyi he
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Boss-Shaadi to ladki se
hi hoti he
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Santa-Naa ji
meri behan ki to
ladke Se huyi he…:p

Santa: Aapka kutta to sher jaisa Lagta hai. Kya khilate ho??
Banta: Ye kamena sher Hi hai, pyar wyaar ke chakar mein pad gaya tha to shakal kutte jaisi hogai=D

Banta:” Pareshan lag rahe ho..
Santa:” Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta:” Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..

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Santa:” Lekin biwi ko nahi pata…:p :O 😀

santa 2 shopkeeper
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santa:” muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
hai
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shopkeeper:” Exide laga du ??
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Santa:” ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de…

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne
lage..
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Santa (fakr se):” Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:” Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:” Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:” Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain…:p :O 😀

Santa baar baar apne Santan ke khushnasibi ki Duaa Maangta tha …
aisa vo kai saalo se kar rha tha 😀

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One day … ek Farishta aaya uske pass or bola :-

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Bhagwaan ke liye Bhaii … pahle tu shadi to kar :O :p =D