Santa apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. 😀 😛

Santa opened a Fb A/C,
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,
he was confused abt what he can write on ‘Wall’
Aftr deep thinking he wrote
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“Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai……. 😀 😛

Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..
Hahahaha.

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati…
Ek din dhoop nikli… Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya…
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey…
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola…
“kidhar..??
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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu… 😛 😀 😀

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!;-)

Banta To His Son : oye, Ghabrana Matt,
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Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai…
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Son : Ji Haan Papa,
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Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,
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Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad
Hai

Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..
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Bhikhari:” Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:” Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:” Ji Hain”
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Santa:” To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ :pp

Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai
Batao Main Kya Karun?
Banta: Karna Kya Hai,
2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
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JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
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Santa: “Uloo”

SANTA: Shimla ja raha hu…….
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri bhi le ja yaar………
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA: Agar tu Bura na mane
to
use Wapsi me gira du ?

Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho…Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
xD

Santa:” Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:” To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:” pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi…:( :p :O :/

Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
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Boss- Ur Birthday.
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Santa- 22 April Sir.
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Boss- Kaun Sa Saal.
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Santa- Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal

Nurse to santa:” mubarak ho, aapke ghar ek ladka paida hua hai..
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Santa:” waah kya technology aa gyi hai, wife hospital me hai aur bachha ghar hua hai…:p :O