STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion’s
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday
party.
लड़की वाले:बेटा क्या करते हो
लड़का: i am मेटलरजिकल अमलगमेंशन इंजीनियर।
लड़कीवाले:बेटा वाह।वो बेटा हमलोग जरा कम पढ़े लिखे हैं जरा हिंदी में बताओ तो ..
लड़का — असलम भाई के यहाँ वेल्डर हूँ।
होने वाले ससुरजी चारो खाने चित्त हो गए।
लड़की वाले:बेटा क्या करते हो
लड़का: i am सीनियर सिक्योरिटी एंड पीस कीपिंग ऑफिसर।
लड़कीवाले:बेटा वाह।वो बेटा हमलोग जरा कम पढ़े लिखे हैं जरा हिंदी में बताओ तो ..
लड़का: बिल्डिंग का चोकीदार हूँ।
होने वाले ससुरजी गिर पड़े।
जो नसीब मे है..वो चलकर आयेगा.
जो नही है..वो आकर भी चला जायेगा.
जिंदगी को इतना सीरियस लेने की जरूरत नही है दोस्तो…
यहाँ से जिंदा बचकर कोई नही जायेगा..
एक सच है की…..
अगर जिंदगी इतनी अच्छी होती तो हम इस दुनिया मे रोते रोते ना आते…
लेकिन एक मीठा सच ये भी है अगर ये जिंदगी बुरी होती तो हम जाते जाते लोगो को रुलाकर ना जाते….
जी ले आज….कल किसने देखा हैं ।
🌹 *Enjoy life*
Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!
Teacher: Why didn’t you come school yesterday?
Student: my dad’s in the hospital.
7days later,
Teacher: is your dad still in the hospital? Student:Yes…. he’s a docto
Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: “Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone..
