if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you

Ladies if what makes you happy in
relationship is money, you don’t need a man
….you need a job.

I thought makeup was to make girls look
beautiful Bt
most of dem use it as disguise to hide frm
pple dey
owe money.

When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “

In South Africa once the pee is not Yellow we don’t flush
.
Water 💦 is scarce

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume

Americans: On your marks,
get ready,set.. go..
.
South Africa: Onyormass,
set ready, set.. gooooo

U know that pain of deleting all yure nice conversations and pictures because u are dating a detective

When she’s busy explaining how her last boyfriend played her i just act surprise😱as if am not gona do the same

I don’t go for looks Mara lwena don’t look
like you have a criminal record

If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt😒😏

Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly😂😂

Dont say money changed them,
u didnt text them when they were broke REMBER

If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside

I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card