9 REASONS WHY I DONT WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..
1. A flash back plays 40 mins.
2. Millionaires have gate men instead of electric gates.
3. Females wake up with earings and make-up in the morning.
4. When petience ozokor wants to poison someone she first tastes the poison but never dies.
5. They cut grass with a panga instead of a slasher.
6. 20years later in the movie but the family dog is still alive.
7. A ghost looks both sides before crosing the road.
8. People always ask for a menu at restaurants but end up ordering rice and chicken.
9. No matter how low your Tv volume is ,the movie will always make a huge soundooo…..!!
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Did you notice?
Children of nowadays no longer use newspapers
and calendar to wrap their books,
We’re loosing our culture
Every guy needs a strong woman
i mean who will push the car🚗 if it stuck
My relationship status is complicated 😢😢😭😭I’m single but not single single.. Sometimes I get peace jobs in relationships and help here and there but I’m single
Facebook will make u think iam talkative
Just meet me one on one u will think i left my mouth at home😂😂
My girlfriend just sent me a text message saying “hey babe if someone calls you and ask if I’m dating you please say NO we not dating”
Which stage of relationship is this guys
5 year old me : when I grow up i want to be a Doctor.
14 year old me : anything is fine by me as long as I’m working.
At the age of 26 : clap your hands everyone for Dj Chicken
Me : babe it’s OVER 😔😔…
My abusive girlfriend : What??? 😠😠😡😡
Me : it’s over the table babe🙁🙁
I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side
Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?
Girlfriend : babe why do you accept these ladies when they propose you?? Am i not enough for you??
Me : when someone offer you money do you decline it because you have salary?? 🤔🤔
To cut the story short I’m single now
Last night, My Neighbour Came home drunk and banged on his own door for like 5 Mins . Problem is , He lives alone, So I went outside and told him
“He wasn’t there ” and he left !!!
am i the only one who wipes the floor with the dish cloth while no1 is watching…?
What makes u feel better when you are sad?
1.Music
2.Weed
3.Jokes
4.Facebook
5.Sleeping
6.Sex
7.Money
8.Alcohol
9.A kiss
10.marijuana
11.movies
12. others (Specify)
“No Thanks, I’m A Vegetarian” Is A Funny Thing To Say
When Someone Tries To Hand You Their Baby 🤣😂
WAKE UP PARENTS*
Years back, *poor illiterate parents* produced
🔹Doctors,
🔹Engineers,
🔹 Scientists,
🔹 Accountants,
🔹 Lawyers,
🔹 Architects,
🔹 Professors.., Teachers , Nurses, etc whom I will refer to as *Group ‘A’*.
These *Group ‘A’* Children struggled on their own after Primary 6 or Grade 12, to become notable personalities. Most of them
👉🏾trekked to school *barefooted*
👉🏾went to farms
👉🏾fetched water and firewood
👉🏾cared for domesticated animals
👉🏾did some work including trading after school to survive.
Now Group ‘A’ ,who have now become Parents themselves are *producing Group ‘B’ Children*
These group B children are
🔹pampered
🔹 helped in their homeworks or home assignments from nursery school through secondary schools to higher institutions.
🔹chauffeur driven to very expensive schools or are sent abroad to study.
🔹they can watch movies from morning till dawn after school.
🔹 they are treated like baby kings and queens.
🔹they don’t do any household chores.
🔹Food is put on the table for them,
🔹their plates are removed and washed by parents or house maids.
🔹They are given expensive cars and clothes,
🔹not forgetting *big pocket money to be wasted* !!!.
🔹Their parents help them in doing their assignments.
🤔 In spite of all these, only few can *speak* or *write* correctly. 😏
🤔Group ‘A’ Parents cared for their own *parents* and *children*, Group ‘B’,their Children are still *struggling to find their feet at age 30+*.‼
🤔They find it difficult to do things on their own because they are used to being helped to think and doing things by Group ‘A’. So they can’t help themselves, their parents or the society. THEY ABANDON THEIR PARENTS IN THEIR BID TO ACQUIRE THE WORLD
😴 *Where do you belong*❓
🏮Reduce the pampering and the unnecessary help you offer your children.
🏮 Let your children *grow in wisdom, intelligence and strength*.
🏮Let them face the truth and the realities of life. Teach them to grow to become *independent adults.* Teach them to
👉🏾fear God,
👉🏾respect others and
👉🏾develop confidence in themselves.
🤔Parents, discipline your children to become disciplined adults, *useful* and not *useless.*