I was in the toilet π€―then my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 minsπ
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume ππ
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining πππ
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Now I’m acting crazy ππand this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazyπ’π’π’
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Indian movies be like:
Voice:I luv u
Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa
A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0
A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring
Mobicel is a phone to someone , Pumps are valuable shoes to someone! That Security job is a good job to someone! That RDP house is a beautiful home to someone .. No one chooses to suffer in life !!! so stop belittling people just because the Sun is shining on your side.
I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money ππ anyway happy mothers day ππ I love you dad
Conversation with my crushππππ
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! οΏΌπ’” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….
A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”. π π π
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.
Stop saying she’s not good in bedβπ have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??
Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babeπΉ
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking
shOuT oUt sa crush ko jan, galaw galaw nafa-fall nako sa iba balakajan sayang ako
: iw pa ulit-ulit ang bag
; so kasalanan pa ng bag ko na mas matibay pa sya sa relasyon nyo?
Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money π΅ we are not yo children π€
Mhla layeka ukubhema Insango Niyobona ukuthi iPost Ayinayo iVolume..
Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
The last person on your mind before you close your eyes at night is either the reason for your happiness or pain.π
~β’~β’~
2β£. Sometimes, the people you think don’t want to talk to you are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.