I was in the toilet 
then my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 mins
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume 
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining 
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Now I’m acting crazy 
and this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazy
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Indian movies be like:
Voice:I luv u
Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa
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A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0
A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring
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Mobicel is a phone to someone , Pumps are valuable shoes to someone! That Security job is a good job to someone! That RDP house is a beautiful home to someone .. No one chooses to suffer in life !!! so stop belittling people just because the Sun is shining on your side.
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I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money anyway happy mothers day 
I love you dad
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Conversation with my crush
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! ” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….
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A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”.
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.
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Stop saying she’s not good in bed
have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??
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Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking
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shOuT oUt sa crush ko jan, galaw galaw nafa-fall nako sa iba balakajan sayang ako
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: iw pa ulit-ulit ang bag
; so kasalanan pa ng bag ko na mas matibay pa sya sa relasyon nyo?
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Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 
we are not yo children 
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Mhla layeka ukubhema Insango Niyobona ukuthi iPost Ayinayo iVolume..
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Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
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The last person on your mind before you close your eyes at night is either the reason for your happiness or pain.
~•~•~
. Sometimes, the people you think don’t want to talk to you are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.
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