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Family members who visits you and ends up taking your clothes, shoes, spray, lipstick, powder, e.t.c..😄
They are not your relatives they are your relathieves.
Kiss her in the middle of an argument , women love that.
They think they are in movies
I don’t know who needs to hear this but hey
“that snake you call your best friend texts your BF more than you do”
I created a fake account and started chatting with my wife,
she told me her husband died 5years ago
These things is confusing me, perhaps you can help me out.
Look here especially those who did Theology at school! Enoch was the father of Irad. Irad was the father of Mehujael. Mehujael was the father of Methushael. Methushael was the father of Lamech. And Lamech married two women- Adah and Zillah. Then we have Adam who was 130 years and Seth was 800 years when he died. So if we divide 130+ 800 it gives us 16.1524375+ Methuselah’s years 962×16 which is 24 154. So why these year’s wasn’t!! I think I forgot what I wanted to ask Sorry for wasting your time😏😏
I’m ugly guys
I don’t cheat in a relationship cus it will take us 7yrs to find a replacement
Some Girl’s Don’t Even Own A Car But Love Saying ‘Stay In Your Lane’
AyA! You Must Stay On The Pavement..
If ur boyfriend allows👉u to chill💃n stay in taverns🥂🍻n pubs🍺🙄trust me🤦♂️u not🙅in his plans🤷♂️as his future wife👩❤️👨
Dear Grade 12’s
Keep facebooking after all, It’s your phone, your data and your life. On the other side exam papers are doing push-ups
Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense🤔.”
Me:”In future tense, you will go to jail
Believing in people will often bring out of the best in them. Distrusting others may discourage them and bring out of the worst. If parents tell their children, “You’re not good,” their children might believe it and act terribly. If parents tell their children, “You’re good. You are intelligent. You can accomplish great things,” their children will probably believe it and make their parents proud. Love bears all things, hopes all things.
I was in a 🚕taxi yesterday
when I suddenly realized I
desperately needed to fart. The taxi driver
was playing a very loud music , the music was so loud, so I timed my fart with the
beat of the music, I was releasing
the fart alongside the music so
that nobody would hear the
sound of the fart, although it was
loud too. . When I finished, I
started feeling better, but I
looked around and noticed that
everyone in the taxi
frowned and was staring at me. .
Then I suddenly remembered
that f*ck I was listening to the music
with my Earphones.
Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in bed until they’re late?
Dating a blind person is not a problem…
The problem starts when they don’t know where the relationship is going
Dear Tall people.. don’t be tall for nothing pls help us check what Is happening in 2020