A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.

When you tell your friend to inbox your Bae just to test her loyalty and those mada fuckers end up having sex

Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,

She Will Enter Your Life,

Scan Your Pocket,

Transfer Your Money,

Edit Your Mind,

Download Her Problems,

Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.

So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,

I Am A Professional Anti Virus…

9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?
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What a shame…!!

This Morning When I Checked My Whatsapp Messages, I Got 10 Pics From My Ex & She’s Naked In All Of ‘Em…
O Ya Hlanya.
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I See Her Intentions…
I’m Not Gonna Buy Her New Clothes.

I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..
*May their plan succeed in JESUS’ name

When your hands touch your bae’s phne whr do u start??

Me: Calender

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.

Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love,
It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”

I was watching Christmas drama rehearsal by a church drama group yesterday and I nearly Died with laughter …WHY?Mary told Joseph I am pregnant and Joseph shouted “JESUS CHRIST ” for who? And i fainted! Bcos where does Joseph know JESUS since its JESUS that was in Mary’s womb!

Anyway happy new year in advance